Aliens invaded C-Squat the other day trying to steal our dogs and a bottle of Carlo & Rossi wine.
The invasion was thwarted when we proceeded to take out our cameras and take pictures. Since these aliens were very vain and loved having there pictures taken we were able to save the dogs
but they stole our bottle of wine. The aliens continued on down to our basement where they drank our wine and had sloppy loud alien sex all over our ping pong table. When they were done they beamed off to try to steal more wine and I suppose dogs from other people on Earth. It will take us days to clean the you know what from our basement and the ping pong table will never be the same.